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A Holiday Ode to Camaros

Posted on 15 December 2011 by Grace

A great poem we found online and had to share :)

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light
Was a domestic V8 and no one else in sight
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons

Racing ahead I’m the star of the action
But I know I’m in trouble when V8 gets traction
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing

I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past

Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late
Just try to act cool, like you can relate
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller
The driver back off just to give me a holler

“You can’t win them all,” he says in fling
“You may not win any, in that silly thing”
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night

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